Premier League game cancelled?

[El Gordo]

Just heard a rumour that the Tottenham - Bolton game may be called off while the authorities investigate serious betting irregularities. Apparently someone has bet £1 on Spurs to win....

[Sweder]

Speaking of football oddities how come QPR sacked Mr Incredible
One suspects it may have something to do with his face not fitting with the great and the good in the post-match soiree . . . he'd certainly stand out with that dreadfully pale complexion.

Lots of Spurs gags going around at the moment.
David Blane said to be furious that Darren Bent has beaten his record of 48 days doing nothing in a box . . .

Difference between Tottenham and a triangle? (triangle has 3 points) . . .

David Beckham is rumoured to have a bid in to buy Spurs. It's Brooklyn's birthday and he told his dad he wanted a cowboy outfit . . .

Still, at least they can escape the doom and gloom of the league when they play in Europe - eh? Oh . . .

[Seafront Plodder]

Jose Mourinho has moved to quash rumours that he is taking over at Newcastle and has been quoted as saying "I'm not that fucking special!"