(15-04-2017, 11:48 AM)tomroper Wrote: Every run should be like this; sunny but not too hot, a respectable distance, good company, and a lecture on agronomy thrown in.
If explaining the Ontario Heat Unit ever becomes insufficiently lucrative, I know a podiatrist who needs blistered feet to illustrate his talks on running injuries. He'll pay handsomely for good examples. If you could manage a few subungual haematomas as well, you could live like a king.
Perhaps not so surprisingly, I actually
can imagine CC5 (never mind the poor podiatrist) giving forth on the subject of subungual haematomas...
That is why God invented ale.
And, I can readily imagine (given that it
is Easter, you heathens) that at that wedding in Cana, some bastard was also giving forth on subungual haematomas, which is why Jesus, in a fit of pique, performed his first, and perhaps most significant miracle, of turning the water into bloody excellent wine. The reasons for doing this should be obvious.
Pay attention, now. Sometimes the scriptures have bloody excellent lessons. Although, on the subject of the Ontario Heat Unit, I'm afraid Jesus was somewhat obstinately quiet.
