Golf Club Member

[Seafront Plodder]

Sweder and I joined a club a while ago. We've just had the following conversation......err probably.

Me - "Don't see you much at the club these days!!"

Sweder - "No, you won't, l'm a 'Country Member'"

Me - "Yes, l certainly do remember - l was just saying that I don't see you much at the club these days!"

No translations please.

[Sweder]

:RFLMAO:
Warming up for your whupping tomorrow I see :p

An Essex girl was trapped in her car after a nasty road accident.
The paramedic, concerned she was leaking too much blood, asked her a few questions.
Paramedic 'What's your name love?'
Girl 'Tracey.'
Paramedic 'And how old are you?'
Girl 'Twenty six.'
Paradmedic 'And where are you bleeding from?'
Girl 'Romford'

[Ana]

Well, I prefer war strategies.
Pitched battles:

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