That might be it.
The words 'love story' and 'annual tennis tournament' should have rung a few alarm bells. I like Kirsten Dunst, too. Or at least, I did until she stole two hours of my life.
That's a phrase I've used before about rotten movies -
Alexander was one.
'Two hours of my life I can't get back!' I used it in conversation on my run last Sunday. My companion set me straight.
'Well, you're getting those hours back right now' he said.
'How come?'
'You're running, keeping fit . . . ergo, collissions with large buses and nasty ailments nothwithstanding, you'll live longer. So, you're getting them back.'
It's a fair cop.
Won't stop me whining about (what I think are) crap films though