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Terrace Wit - some crackers here...
01-02-2006, 10:49 AM,
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Terrace Wit - some crackers here...
1 Against Man utd (to the tune of "Lord of The Dance")

Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"



2 (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all shag one another
The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc


3 Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.

'Going down, going down, going down.'

Sunderland fans reply.....

'So are we , so are we , so are we.'


4 A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... in style of Chim-Chiminey

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F**K YOU!!



5 In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadium after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad



6 Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
St Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be shite,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland


7 Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as
emergency cover...

He's bald,
He's shit
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!



8 To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad



9 A beauty for Liverpool, shame Biscan's left...

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,

He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.


10 Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

Big Grin
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01-02-2006, 12:39 PM,
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Terrace Wit - some crackers here...
I always enjoyed the Brighton fans singing about Bobby Zamora back in the days when he was hitting the back of the onion bag for the Seagulls . . .

When the ball hits the goal
It's not Shearer or Cole
It's - Zamora . . .


To the tune of 'Amouré' as sung by Dean Martin

The Old Trafford faithful, when not choking on their Bocadillo Gambas, like to tease the visitors from Anfield with their own version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' -

Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas Time


Repeat Ad nauseum

I suspect you may get a few more of these. Nice one, SP

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph

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01-02-2006, 04:29 PM,
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Terrace Wit - some crackers here...
Speaking of football fun, received this today . . .


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The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph

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01-02-2006, 04:36 PM,
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Terrace Wit - some crackers here...
Argentina! Argentina! ...etc....

Heard that recently. Can't think where.Rolleyes
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