Daft but made me smile . . .

[Sweder]

That's excellent! I trust Niguel will enjoy the reminder of the win over the Rowdies, if not the name of the scorer . . . speaking of which I see the Teves case is set to go before the beak. This does not bode well for West Ham, as any revelation on a legal platform that Teves remains a third party-owned player (as we all know that he does) may rekindle an outcry from the hinterlands of Sheffield. If you dance with the Devil you have to be prepared to get a little singed now and then; Eggy's best off cutting his losses and settling out of court in my view. He seems to have a few bob so why spoil a promising season by prolonging the agony? Especially as the legal leg he seeks to stand on appears to be not only made of wood but riddled with woodworm . . .

I also found the excrutiating US TV interview with Holly Hunter where the former Miss Idaho interviewer discovers she has as much talent for asking questions as she does for open-heart surgery.
Painful to watch