Its 7am on Sunday morning as I drive into Durham. The massive Cathedral is rising through the mist as I join a ragged assembly of runners awaiting the early train. Theres a wonderful view of the city as we pull away, and I have to quash the spontaneously rising bars of Roger Whittakers Im leaving old Durham town resolutely from my brain. Thats one song I dont relish reverberating round my mind on the long run later today.
A quick glimpse of the Angel of the North atop a frosty field, and then were into the southern outskirts of Newcastle, passing Billy Elliot back-to-back terraces, desolate factories and empty parks, before the view opens up to reveal the fog lifting over the lined bridges of the River Tyne. A metro train scurries just below us into Central Station like some cheekily overgrown Lego set.
Theres time for a quick raid on Costa Coffee for a latte and lemon muffin. You wont find this combination in any of Hal Higdons advice on pre-race preparation, but each to their own. Already its feeling like a special day and I decide to celebrate with a second muffin, which on this one day tastes just as good as the first.
I take the Metro to Haymarket. The offered destinations include a tempting journey from Cullercoats to Whitley Bay, a trip immortalised by Dire Straits on Making Movies. Its an intriguing thought now that guitar front man Mark Knopfler will be running today, but sadly hes nowhere in sight as I leave the train. Ive no idea where to go, but theres no problem to follow the straggling line of runners as we head through the deserted university.
A crowd is gathered on a bridge ahead affording the first view of the blank motorway cutting north of the city which forms the start. Its hardly picturesque, but strangely its by far the best start-line of any race I have ever entered. Above all, theres plenty of space, a sunny bank to rest on and some handy trees for the inevitable pre-race pit stops. For once in my life I am ridiculously early, and I have time to mill around, soak up the atmosphere, and meet some of my fellow runners. And there are hordes of them, as the announcer confirms that this will be a world record half marathon, with 47,500 runners from 28 countries.
This is, above all, a race for the masses. And amongst the usual crop of lean-faced and thin-legged club runners are the office teams of giggling first-time ladies, all in matching white named tee-shirts and brand new trainers. Nearby I find a whole troop of squaddies celebrating their recent return from Iraq, half a dozen fairies, a startlingly life-sized and bronze make-upped replica of the Angel of the North, and a pantomime lion. I get pictures and talk to them all, as well as the guy with the tee-shirt which reads The older I get, the better I was. A start-line truth if ever there were one.
Spirits are high, and this is the best party Ive been to in years. Then the road and massed numbers fall silent for the football hymn Abide with Me. An old couple with glistening eyes hold hands in front of me, and I turn round to see tears pouring down the cheeks of a whole group Running in Memory of John, 1968-2002. Like me, theyre in the colours of Cancer Research UK, and there are 3,000 of us amongst the throng today. Together well raise £ 750,000, or around 50 grand per mile. Then the reflective mood lifts as the music changes and I join Animal, Pete, Spider, Sue and The Fly for another photo, our turquoise tee-shirts matching the brilliant early Autumn sky above us.
Were reminded that Paula Radcliffe has left the start by now, accompanied initially at least by some of the worlds best athletes, whom she will soon leave 4 minutes, thats almost a mile, in her wake. But from here it seems remarkable, if not impossible, that we are actually taking part in a race. This is truly a celebration of just being alive on such a fantastic morning, and fast running seems a very distant concept. But for forms sake I line up towards the back of the 8 minute milers, and start to think about the journey ahead.
Finally were off, but it takes a good 10 minutes for anything to happen at all, and another minute to cross the line. We jog promisingly the first few hundred yards, down into the pits of an underpass. Theres some walking here too, and its 10:26 for the first mile, making this probably the slowest mile I have run in my lengthening but devotedly undistinguished career in international athletics.
Then we emerge again into the sunshine, with a massed crowd high above us lining the pavements and bridges. Something is wrong, though, for strangely were running in complete silence except for the patter of trainers on the tarmac. Somebody has forgotten to tell the spectators here that theyre supposed to clap, or cheer, or just do something. They just watch us, and we run. Its an eerie experience, and for the first time I get the feeling that unlike the London Marathon, where the million-strong crowd dominate the whole day, here quite simply all of the atmosphere is from within the race, and from the runners themselves.
Im reflecting on this thoughtful discovery, when I look up to see weve run the 2 miles to the Tyne Bridge. Older sister and design prototype for the Sydney Harbour Bridge, she boasts the same sweeping design and green web of girders as the Old Coat Hanger herself, but is seemingly on about one tenth of the scale. It matters not, for this is one of the highlights of the race, and its hard to see the Tyne below for the spectators. Thats more like it, and I phone my own older sister to mark the moment.
The road rises ahead, and we enter Gateshead as I dodge to avoid two walkers ambling contentedly down the middle of the road. 47,497 others are likewise forced to navigate around them. More weaving ensues around a mobile roadblock of five runners in Leukaemia tee-shirts, doing a respectable 12 minute mile pace. Thats fine, but what are they doing in this part of the stream? Dual carriageways, roundabouts, traffic islands, smiling policemen, a long straggly crowd. More uphills. It doesnt really change for the next four miles or so.
There must have been some short downhill patches in that stretch, but somehow I dont notice them. The road rises relentlessly ahead. I run slowly, taking photographs now and again. But at 59:07 to 6 miles, thats almost 10 minute miling, and Im aware Ill have to pick it up considerably to get inside 2 hours.
We run through Jarrow, home of the 1930s hunger marchers who famously walked to London during the Great Depression. The indomitable spirit of the North East. There are more crowds here, schoolkids and families waving and smiling as we pass. Toddlers in pushchairs, dressed in the black and white stripes of Newcastle United with Newcy Brown Ale logos on the front. I try a few high fives and hesitant Why aye, chicken pies in what I hope to be a respectful Geordie tribute.
Nine, ten miles go by with innumerable forays onto the pavement to pass those of the slower runners who slalom most effectively ahead of me. Mile eleven is sternly uphill all the way. I pass a lady giving out ginger biscuits at her gate. I decide to miss the last water stop for the sake of my time.
Then suddenly, the road falls away towards the slate blue North Sea, and we dash down a steep descent to be greeted by a roar of spectators lining the seafront ahead. The sight of the home straight lifts the pace all around me, which is just as well, since with 1.1 miles left theres just 8:23 to go.
Its a flat and fast last mile to South Shields. The finish gantries creep nearer as I burn elegant parabolas onto the tarmac. Im breathless for the first time in the entire race, but its the mental effort of plotting an efficient course that is most tiring. Its like running in blind panic down the moving walkway in the airport towards your plane. You know your flight is about to leave, but youre stuck amidst a gaggle of strolling holidaymakers headed aimlessly towards the Malaga gate ahead of you. Exactly like that, but it goes on for 1.1 miles.
I decide not to look at my watch, just keep going, keep concentrating to avoid a collision or a fall. I cross the line in 2:00:19. A full minute a mile outside my best, but who cares when there are so many smiles all around me.
I find the beer tent, and chill for a while watching the BBC coverage and Paulas finish in an unbelievable time of 1:05:40, destined to be termed an unofficial world best. Not because it was an unfair contest of speed, but because the course is nominally downhill. I digest this plainly ridiculous and astounding fact along with a mountain of pasta, five cups of tea and a suitcase-sized slice of cheesecake. Then I head to the Cancer Research UK hospitality tent and do the same all over again.
Its 2.30pm now, and time to start my long homeward trek. Im blissfully unaware at this stage that Im about to follow the Great North Run with the Great North Metro Queue, (likewise over 2 hours) and then the Great North M1 Traffic Jam. Ill finally reach home in over 10 hours time. But none of this can do anything to wipe the memory of what has been a fantastic day, and a wonderful event. The Great North Run yes, its more about the human race than a running race, and its even better for being just like that.
Im leaving the finish as the live band are playing their final number, the Great North Run's theme. And corny or not, Lindisfarnes lyrics keep me going through the next 300 miles south to London in a way that Roger Whittakers never could:
I've travelled the land
With a guitar in my hand
And am I ever open for some fun
And I've made some mistakes
Had my share of the breaks
Seen the boys on the make and on the run
And I run for home, run as fast as I can
A running man, running for home
I run for home, run as fast as I can
A running man, running for home.