Speedy Santa game

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Hopefully now that the Aussie dollar is strengthening, we'll stop exporting quite so much bog standard stuff. Some of the gunk sent OS is not far removed from the Monty Python sketch ... remember the Hobart Muddy and the Chateau Chunder? We know what it's like because when you chaps refuse to buy it, they re-label any remaining stock as "Shareholder's Specials" and flog it for $20 a dozen and write it off as a big tax loss.

Of course Grange on the other hand - well that's our way of apologising and compensating for that other Aussie export, Rolf Harris.

Cheaper, too.