Speedy Santa game

[Sweder]

Don't forget Animal Hospital, Rolf's master stroke in his bid for TV Domination.
The Bearded One touched the heart of a pet-mad nation with his tearful commentaries as old ladies waited news of their beloved companion (usually an ancient, bedraggled terrier named Trixie). Example:

Rolf (to surgeon): How's it going?
Surgeon: It doesn't look good, Rolf. I think Trixie's buried her last bone. The kindest thing would be to put her to sleep.
Harris (fighting the tears, sniffing madly): OK Doc, I'll break the news to poor Edna

(Rolf picks up a large flat board and heads for the waiting room where an expectant and plainly distressed Edna is wringing her hands)

Rolf: Err, Edna? Got some news about Trixie m'love
Edna: Hmmm? How is she, how's my little Trixie-wixie? Will she be alright?
Rolf (holding the board in both hands to one side, flexing it to produce his trademark percussion sound,
singing to the tune of 'tie me kangeroo down'):
Had to put your dog down, dear, had to put your dog down . . .

(Cut to hospital staff swaying and clapping in the background)