Terrace Wit - some crackers here...

[Sweder]

I always enjoyed the Brighton fans singing about Bobby Zamora back in the days when he was hitting the back of the onion bag for the Seagulls . . .

When the ball hits the goal
It's not Shearer or Cole
It's - Zamora . . .

To the tune of 'Amouré' as sung by Dean Martin

The Old Trafford faithful, when not choking on their Bocadillo Gambas, like to tease the visitors from Anfield with their own version of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' -

Feed the Scousers
Let them know it's Christmas Time

Repeat Ad nauseum

I suspect you may get a few more of these. Nice one, SP