Cricket rules question.

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

I thought the whole cricket rules thing was pretty straight forward really - one side goes in until they're all out, whereupon they go in and the side that was out goes in. After five days you call it a draw and go to the pub.

As for the "can you be stumped off a wide ball?" question, well yes obviously you can be. Just look at everyone here - we're all stumped by the question, so why should Trescothick, Strauss et al be any different?

The real question is this: who's the imposter posing as Seafront Plodder? The real SP would never feign an interest in God's greatest game... clearly there is foul play afoot, and it has nothing to do with Pakistan...

I hope.