Jumpin' Januaries, Batman

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Part of this wave of negativity stems from the debacle that is Wembley Stadium, a project so late it might actually fall under the auspicies of the old British Rail. One silver lining to this large and gloomy cloud is the fact that the inept contractors, whilst admittedly employed by the FA, are Australian

Yes, the contractors concerned, a monster group called Multiplex seem to have gone off the rails since floating public in 2003. Might be something in that

Anyway, you've got 'em for life now - we're not letting them back in the country