Andy fiddling with his jobbie...

[Seafront Plodder]

.....now where's the "on" button?

[El Gordo]

Actually, it was my paparazzi alarm going off...

[Sweder]

I opened this thread with a feeling of dread . . .
not the opening line of a clever limerick, sadly (although who knows, perhaps a competition looms? )

Thankfully the jobbie turned out to be (mostly) harmless.
Phew!

[Tim]

Ditto. In my neck of the woods, a "jobbie" is something you flush down the loo. About time someone started a new thread.

tim