Andy's Trip to Spain

[Griff]

Originally posted by Andy (in his weblog)
M, whose sense of smell is tragically acute, was confident they belonged to a woman. We handed them in of course. I'd no intention of stealing someone else's running gear. And in any case the T-shirt was far too tight.

The above extract had me in fits. I conjured a mental picture of Andy's wife sniffing voraciously at the armpits of the aforementioned garments, with a disapproving Andy standing by. Then, as Andy decides to join in, he slips into an impossibly tight item of ladies' apparel.

I was waiting to find out how you looked in the camisole and suspenders left in the drawer!

Bravo, Andy. Another excellent piece of prose.