You will do it Andy

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Yes, you can be an honorary Aussie at the wedding Andy, seeing as I have a prior engagement (punny) and can't attend... the princess is even from my part of world in southern Tasmania, so she must be alright, eh?

Not that I'm a monarchist or anything (ptui), but I do like the Danes.

Not sure if she's a runner though... although she is a yachtie, so must definitely drink beer. I guess she'll have to drink Carlsberg now? Could certainly do a lot worse.

Sorry, I've got off track a bit ('nother pun)... doubtless, inspired as you must be by QPR's success, you'll do better than you fear.

...odd to think of a fellow Taswegian becoming royalty. Of course, we shouldn't be surprised... ah, but I'm wandering off on tangents again, sorry.

Anyway, I'll be floating up the majestic Murray on a houseboat getting quietly drunk while you're tearing around the streets of Copenhagen this weekend, and I'll confess in advance to probably not thinking of you... due entirely to the effects of alcohol of course, but shall pounce on the 'puter and check here the moment I return.

Have a great run and drink way too much (afterwards, that is).

Give my regards to the royals, and tell them I'll send a card later.

MLC Man.