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Christmas Cracker joke
03-12-2005, 01:50 PM,
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Pulled my first Christmas cracker of the season last night to find this joke:

Q - What do geologists do in their spare time? Rolleyes
A - Go to rock concerts. Eek

I'm sure you'll find a use for it somewhere, Nigel.
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03-12-2005, 07:43 PM,
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so sad...


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04-12-2005, 11:16 AM,
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It's good to see the profile of the profession reaching more elevated literary circles at last.

And I can find no fault with that.

While we're on the path of enhancing inter-disciplinary relationships, I heard this one the other day.

Q. What's the definition of an 'extrovert' IT specialist ?

A. One who looks at YOUR shoes when he's talking to you.....
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11-12-2005, 12:04 AM,
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Admittedly I am a little slow, but this is the only Christmas cracker joke that ever made me think...

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A: A budgie with no teeth.
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