Big Cup, Small Crowd

[Sweder]

My Bro sent me a picture of John Terry Vodka 'bottled in Moscow'.
The following appeared in today's Fiver Letters:

"With EBJT so obviously distraught at slipping during a crucial move,
perhaps he'll think twice about urinating on a nightclub floor in
future so that others can avoid the same fate?" - Andy Dryden.

"Like many an Englishman last night, who didn't care which team won,
my adult response to Chelsea being on the verge of victory was to
look forward to Cristiano Ronaldo crying. Imagine the emotional
turmoil then, as EBJT missed, Man Utd won and Cristiano blubbed anyway -
a rollercoaster!" - Tom Wells.

As Lord Ferg has decreed that we must 'look our players in the eye and see who still has the hunger' in preparation for next season there's a big fat 'For Sale' sign to be made and replicated for a number of Rowdie wannabes and hangers-on. Best cut the japery and look forward to doing a proper job on the Blue Meanies next term. Four More Years, Four More Years . . .