World Cup Nonsense

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

Looks like instead of staying up until 4 a.m. to watch the very dull England - Portugal game I should have got up early (4:30 a.m.) to watch what sounds like was a crackjack Brazil - France game. Yeah, like that was going to happen

OK well Sweder we have to have our first disagreement at this juncture. I thought your goalkeeper was awful. Rarely took anything cleanly that I saw, and took some unnecessary risks, whereas the Portugese keeper was great.

Anyway it's all for nothing now, you lost again.

And it looks as though your cricketers were watching too much football as well; thrashed 5 - 0 by Sri Lanka in England! Matey, what were your guys doing over there? Poor old Fred Trueman will be rolling in his grave. Well, OK technically he's probably not in a grave yet, but you know what I mean.

Thank goodness for Andy Murray's great win at Wombledin, otherwise I think the suicide toll could have been a little higher than usual in England today.

At least you've got some sport in your part of the world. It's dead as a dodo over here.

And bloody cold too.

Maybe I should go for a run.