World Cup Nonsense

[Mid Life Crisis Marathon Man]

So Zizou has largely been forgiven by his countrymen who fell for the "I was only defending my mother's honour" sob story

I don't understand the French. On the one hand they stand up to, and even kick the Americans out of their country, and on the other they detonate nuclear devices in other peoples' backyards and headbutt Italian star players who call them a sissy.

Then again, a certain other country detonated all its atomic and hydrogen bombs on the other side of the planet too, hmm? How well does England teach that story to its students, I wonder?

Every action is justifiable to a certain degree, but what is disappointing is when the masses blindly focus on the excuse and ignore the crime.

Sooo, I'm proposing a punishment to fit the crime. This is savage this is, but I see no alternative. The only solution that I can see is for FIFA to force the entire French national side to accept sponsorship from McDonalds for a year.

The Zidane incident would then never happen again

No, seriously!


P.S. Oh, and along the same lines, the punishment
for England's indiscretions with their bombs? You all have to
watch Aussie Rules football and drive Holden cars for a year.
But we won't force you to drink Fosters. Not even we do that.