This is probably my last ever entry.
I’ve spent most of the day in bed, computing famous last words to croak as M dabs my throbbing temples. I expect Death sometime later this evening (after Coronation Street, I hope), but unless M updates this website, you will never know what rib-rattling witticism passed my lips as I drifted away towards that great compost heap in the sky.
Farewell, my friends.
U RRRRRRsssss!!!
