Read this:
if URL is Levy and within his name is a full given update on an old piano lesson
a wholly old law has died in the proof that could have been
the new Newt under our window and the women who’ve known union men hit them
the new you can be younger than them
no one woman is the game in Vienna but may be moving lower than the women they plan to be
the one new perk per floor had lifted politics
in the end it was a man who had the end of the boom
and he seems nowhere now
This rather interesting passage appeared after I opened the Microsoft handwriting recognition utility by mistake. I didn’t even know there was such a thing. It vanished into the background as I worked, but seems to have been translating my mouse movements as I lumped together ill-fitting snatches of SQL, turning the twitches into spell-checked words. When I switched back to Word, I found that the Bill Gates poetry army had produced the above.
As we approach Bloomsday, how heartening to know that we can all be James Joyce these days.
Though if you’ve managed to do better than my 365 pages of Ulysses, you’ll probably say something to the effect of "close, but no cigar". Which you might want to take as a clue.
But to what…? Find out next time.
