DO NOT USE LIFT IN CASE OF FIRE It amuses me, anyway, even if it doesn’t quite come up to the high standards of semiotic ambiguity set by DOGS MUST BE CARRIED, seen next to the escalators on the London Underground. I’ve had three days of very mild debauchery in Dusseldorf. Nothing too extreme, but in a Champions League week that featured critical 2nd legs for 4 British teams, it was impossible to avoid the siren calls from McLaughlin’s Irish Bar in the Altstadt with its 3 large TV screens, each showing a different game.… READ MORE.... …