I called my elderly mother this evening. “How are you?” was my innocent question. Pause. “I looked in the mirror today”, she said, ” And I saw Death staring back at me….” Maybe she’s been a closet Tottenham fan all these years. It’s been a wretched week. I’m ill. Or something. My back has been aching all week, I have a rash across my chest, and my stomach sort of hurts.… READ MORE.... …