Scales of injustice There’s this bloke who forgets his wedding anniversary. His spoilt wife is furious, and growls at him: "Tomorrow there’d better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in a matter of seconds." The next morning, she finds a small package in the driveway. She opens it and finds some brand new bathroom scales… Compared with her, I’m regarding my own bathroom scales quite favourably.… READ MORE.... …