At 12:30pm yesterday, I announced a personal state of emergency. My wife represented the population of planet Earth, and it’s fair to record that she did not immediately grasp the gravity of the moment. Instead, she leant forward and turned the radio back on. I had silenced it just a moment earlier, in readiness for my declaration. “But it’s The Now Show“, she said, as if this justified her recalcitrance.… READ MORE.... …