Is there a dog? I’m not a dogmatic type, so I say no…. [pause] How did I get into this cul-de-sac? And how do I get out? Regarding the first question, I was about to say “Thank god for Excel”, but I hesitated. As a shrink-wrapped atheist, I hate mentioning the word. Not because I find it distasteful, but because I worry that people might suspect that I’m a closet theist.… READ MORE.... …